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Mark Twain Journey , Effort , Destination 463 Copy quote No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot Mark Twain Idiot , Evidence , Amount 594 Copy quote No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Mark Twain Funny , Change , Politics 2371 Copy quote Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile. Mark Twain Love , Inspirational , Life 1931 Copy quote Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain Inspirational , Funny , Life 2824 Copy quote Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain Inspirational , Relationship , Positive Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.18, St. Martin's Press 1672 Copy quote Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. Mark Twain Decision , Bad Decision , Good Decision 276 Copy quote Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. I was educated once - it took me years to get over it. Mark Twain Years , Educated , Over It 266 Copy quote I was educated once - it took me years to get over it. Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. 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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right Mark Twain Optimism , Sometimes , Pessimist 291 Copy quote It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. Mark Twain Differences , Government , Voting 697 Copy quote If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear. Mark Twain Motivational , Educational , Two "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com. 305 Copy quote If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear. If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present. Mark Twain Future , Want , Ifs 168 Copy quote If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present. Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. 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